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Define Asshair Meaning

Asshair
The hair on one's ass.

Goddamn - i was naked when I sat on that fuzzy chair, and when I got up I ripped out all of my asshairs
By Jenilee
Asshair
Someone worse than an asshole, namely because an asshole serves an actual purpose, but an asshair smells just as bad and serves no useful purpose whatsoever.

John: Hey, that mark is an asshole
Frank:, No man, he's useless, he's an asshair.
By Anne-Corinne
Asshair
1. An annoying person that is as worthless as a hair on your ass.
2. A person below your level, just a hair on your ass.

Tommy McKnight is an Asshair.
By Sammy
Matted Asshair
the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.
By Dollie
Soldered Asshair
When you take a shit and your ass isn't fully cleaned. Then the rest of the shit starts drying with your asshair together and you get Soldered Asshair

Person 1: Why you movin so funny?
Person 2: I think i got those ichy Soldered Asshair
By Christabel
Walking Bag Of Wet Asshair
a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.

Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"
By Giuditta
Smoking Asshair
When someone acts really dumb and stupid for no given reason

Jeff: oog eeg booga borg
Greg: did you smoking asshair Jeff?
By Zorah