A person who is intentionally cruel, obnoxious and heartless. Assholes are most often male. A female who follows these traits is referred to
as a bitch. Assholes can take any form. Knowing this allows you to spot assholes at any time or place.
Be warned that an asshole is not synonymous for douchebag. A
genuine asshole is the lethal combination of intelligence and
arrogance. Assholes will attempt to humiliate you, and unfortunately, they generally succeed due to their intelligence.
Douchebags, on the other hand, consist of only arrogance. They only think they are smart. Douchebags do not know they are
douchebags because of their extreme
egotistic tendencies. However, the asshole will always know they are an asshole.
Though the appearance of assholes does not follow a stereotype, behavior does. Assholes tend to:
-ENJOY NOTHING MORE THAN BEING AN ASSHOLE.
-Smirk. A lot.
-Argue for the sake of arguing.
-Laugh when they win an argument.
-Never let you hear the end of the argument they won.
-Participate in arguments they know they are not going to win.
-Not stop arguing until you give up because there's no point in arguing anymore even though you know
you won.
-Associate your giving up with their victory.
-Point out every flaw your argument has, regardless of the subject. All the asshole cares about is making people look stupid.
-Physically push you around to
get under your skin.
-Ambiguously answer your questions.
-Deny that they are assholes out loud.
"Wow.
Max just argued unintelligently with me for an hour
and a half and he thinks he won."
"
Jeez, what an asshole."
