Fanfic: JESSE GOES INTO THE ROOM WITH THE FUCKING BABY SQUIRREL AND EATS ITS
ACORNS THE SQUIRREL GETS MAD AND BITES JESSES NIPPLES OFF SO JESSE HAS TO USE
NIPPLE CREAM AND THEN THE SQUIRREL BIT JESSES ACORNS AND SCURRIED OUT OF THE ROOM AND JESSES ACORNS WERE BROKE