Define Squirrels Meaning

Squirrels
Quite possibly the most evil animals on earth. Behind their cute, adorable facade lies an evil beast waiting to destroy us all. The most evil ones are the Black Canadian variety.

One day walking through the woods, some squirrels decided to attack me, but I managed to fend them off with a near-by branch.
By Miranda
Squirrels
A slang terms used to alert your nearby friend of hot girls without alerting the entire area of your desire to ram at will.

After stopping at Subway, Richard said "Squirrels". To my surprise there was a hot 17 year old serving and her two hotter friends in the corner filling out applications as my pants were filling out to a nice sized tent.
By Viviana
Squirrels
The coolest animal to ever walk the planet. They are going to talke over the world one day,they are our masters.

maria: what is a squirrel?

fred: only the coolest animal ever man.

maria: cool dude, i'm going to go join the squirrel club and do something that will help all squirrels everywhere.

fred: nice.
By Benedetta
Squirrels
young children, usually aged 6-12, that are free roaming the neighborhood in small groups, which come bother you while you are working on your car, playing in the garage, or tinkering with something. they then proceed to invite themselves into whatever it is you're doing, ask you a million questions, and ruin any productivity you once had. You try to tell them to leave, but without being a complete dick, it's impossible to get them out of your hair.

I was going to try and tune the bike a little bit this afternoon, but the squirrels came and basically ruined the rest of the day.
By Aggie
Squirrels
mama squirrel who lives in a huge tree and is nuts about nuts!?!?! i mean acorns :. also annoys the hell out of people.

oaooeoaoaoa mama squirrels voice
By Morgana
Squirrels
A term used to describe the feeling of a seroquel hangover

By Tobe
Squirrels
Slang...used to describe male balls.

OMG, she kicked him in the squirrels!
By Eolande
Squirreled
When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!

Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!
By Carlie
Squirreled
to be dragged by one’s nutsack.

23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)
By Pamella
To Squirrel
To disappear from a drinking event without anyone noticing, and then return to home.

The behavior is sometimes a response to shame from not being able to hang with the big boys and girls.

In some instances the behavior is the result of such a drunken level of stupor that the individual turns on his or her Lassie instincts and finds his or her way home like a K9.

To Squirrel

Mike: Where the fuck did Amir go?
General Consensus: I have no idea!
Mike: Damn it! Amir squirreled again!
By Rosemaria