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Define The Squirrels Meaning

The Squirrels
douchebag group of guys, usually in year 11 who are complete cowards unless found in large numbers, or behind their computer screen. they usually enjoy attacking innocent girls for fun

the squirrels on their computer: you are a fucking slut lets go shoot up in the bathrooms

squirrel alone in person: *avoids eye contact and runs away*
By Susanna
Squirreled
When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!

Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!
By Lila
Squirreled
to be dragged by one’s nutsack.

23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)
By Jordain
To Squirrel
To disappear from a drinking event without anyone noticing, and then return to home.

The behavior is sometimes a response to shame from not being able to hang with the big boys and girls.

In some instances the behavior is the result of such a drunken level of stupor that the individual turns on his or her Lassie instincts and finds his or her way home like a K9.

To Squirrel

Mike: Where the fuck did Amir go?
General Consensus: I have no idea!
Mike: Damn it! Amir squirreled again!
By Kellen
Squirrel
A promiscuous man-whore, who constantly seeks sexual pleasure which he calls a "nut".

I was beginning to think you were unlike the other cheating men of my past until you hit on my sister. You're nothing but a Squirrel, just like all the others !
By Melody
SQUIRREL!!
A SQUIRREL!!! moment is when you have been distracted by random nothingness.

To be diverted from one task/situation with no effort.
To have ones attention easily diverted

Disney Pixar Movie UP: The SQUIRREL!! moment originates from this animated movie where we meet Dug, The Talking Dog, who delivers the hilarious reoccurring SQUIRREL!! gag, while trying to remain focused is distracted instantly.

mum: "Will you pop upstairs and fetch the dirty laundry please"
boy: "yes mum"

boy goes to room for laundry, spots a toy he likes plays with toy, (this is the SQUIRREL!! moment, the point of distraction)
5 minutes later.......

mum calls: "where is this washing???"

boy:"What washing?"
By Stephie
Squirreling
1. referring to a sudden distraction (an A.D.D. lapse in time) mid thought, while another is talking, or when trying to accomplish any task.

(definition is in reference to the movie Up when the evil dogs would stop mid sentence thinking they saw a squirrel)

Example 1: "Stop squirreling on me bro."

Example 2: "Quit squirreling on me every 2 seconds, I'm trying to give you directions."

NOTE: there was a lot of squirreling while trying to define this word.
By Aretha
Squirrelled
To be easily distracted by something - to be squirrelled.

I was talking to my friend when I was squirrelled by a conversation on the table behind us.
By Orly
Squirrel
Those little furry bastards that dart out into the road when you're tryin to change the radio station, thereby causing you to swerve your car, narrowly miss that innocent tree and hit the yard full of kids play lawn darts...

"Damn, look what that fuckin squirrel made me do..."
By Row
Squirrel
A nickname often given to a rookie firefighter who tends to be over zealous.

They typically believe they know more than they actually do, and relish in telling others the stories of there heroism, which are almost always exaggerations of the truth.

Did you meet the new guy? He was talking about that box the other day. To hear him tell it, you'd think he drove the engine there, and put the thing out himself. What a squirrel.
By Mathilda