Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.
By Sibeal
Baby Batter
British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.
Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.
The male act of having an orgasm, shooting a load, on someone or something. Usu. a big load.
Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.
By Adriane
Baby Batter
Very simply male ejaculate. One of many ingredients in the recepie that is a child, it is available whenever needed by a woman. Although it is meant to create babies it usually slams against a laytexmembrane (sometimes flavored) or a kleenex.
