Define Baby Batter Meaning

Baby Batter
a synonym for semen, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.

You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.
By Lianna
Baby Batter
Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.

Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.
By Cathyleen
Baby Batter
Very simply male ejaculate. One of many ingredients in the recepie that is a child, it is available whenever needed by a woman. Although it is meant to create babies it usually slams against a laytex membrane (sometimes flavored) or a kleenex.

"I released my baby batter on her face, but she got a bit pissed"
By Sula
Baby Batter

She got pregnant because the condom couldn't hold back my blast of baby batter.
By Nelia
Baby Batter
jizz, cum, ejaculation, sperm, man juice, ect...

Get me a kleenex to clean up this baby batter!
By Phoebe
Baby Batter

Dude, that's just nasty! Your sheets have dried baby batter on 'em!
By Thekla
Baby Batter
a salty discharge of goo from a male penis

i shot baby batter in her eye
By Robbie
Baby Batter
Another term for the steamy hot secretions extracted from the make penis at climax. Hence, it causes babies.

"Why you get her pregnant foo?!"
"I busted that baby batter up in that shit. My bad. ya herrrd me""
By Gabrielle
Baby Batter
Milky white substance found in the depths of the testicals inside a male's scrotum. When shot from the penis, the milky substance looks like the batter of a baked good.

Abraham: "Shit!"

Jacob: "what's up?"

Abraham: "I was wacking off and got baby batter all in my toe hair..."

Jacob: "next time you'll remember to wear socks."
By Vannie
Baby Batter

Oh boy, here comes the baby batter... want it in your crack? or on your back?
By Nolana