basil can be a GIRL NAME QUIT THINKING ITS ALWAYS A GUYS NAME BC ITS NOT, also quit calling me a
herb or
a plant istg it’s getting aNnOyInG only people i actually like are allowed to call me that and they know who they are ALSO ITS NOT bah-zil ITS bay-zol damn
scenario 1- person: hey bah-zil
me: *
istg this
dumb bitch it’s basil* it’s actually bay-zol haha
scenario 2- me: *talking*
person: shut up plants can’t talk
me: i’m bout to
beat your ass stfu
basil basil basil basil basil