Define Basildon Meaning

Basildon is a town in Essex,

it is widley known as "chav town" as this is where most of the chavs hang around. Basildon has the hightest rate of teeenage pregnacys in the whole of the UK and, not supprisingly, Also has the highest rate or S.T.D's,

However basildon is not ALL bad, there is a small section (st martins square) where the anti-chavs go, all the alternative people, emo, skater, goth, grunge, hardcore and punk population.

Basildon is Located next to billericay and Laindon

A phrase to describe the protrusion of one's hairy arse crack above one's jeans when they bend over.

Lads who take their tops off in public at the slightest hint of warm weather or sunshine.

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

A totally cool and wicked place to hang out with your mates, eat Hotdog and take a Capt Leaky.