Define Capt Meaning

SHITTY test in Connecticut sophomores have to take

having pimp status
includes the letter T

The Pineapple King of the Galapagos

Capt Memer is the right hand man to Meme Lord, although they are self promoted, but is known to have normie memes and uses google images to find his memes or reddit.

The reason to be afraid of what is not there.

a german douche-bag, a real dick, scumbag

He is the man who helps anyone in distress. His areas of "good Samaritan" expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women's cars out of snow banks AND letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road...(not on his watch, Sister!!!)

His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)

When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!

see penis

A term used to describe the male totem pole.

Cool old dude from aussie

someone who says they're a secret agent but really isn't. A wanna be James bond who really is gay....