Define Bear Shit Meaning

Bear Shit
To shit a lot of berries and salmon

Bear shit was coming out of my ass all night after that party.
By Jodee
Bear Shit In The Woods
A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

By Fidelia
Does A Bear Shit In The Woods?
Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
By Lorne
Where The Bear Shit In The Buckwheat
To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.

«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»
By Gwen
Do Bears Shit In The Woods?
A saying for of course, what else?, obversely. The same as "is the pope catholic?".

question:"do you want a beer?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"
By Katina
Does A Bear Shit In The Woods?
A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.

By Catlee
Does A Bear Shit In The Woods
Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".

By Augusta
Does A Bear Shit In The Woods?

By Dianemarie
Does A Bear Shit In The Woods?
A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"
By Amata
Does A Brown Bear Shit In The Woods?
a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".

Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?

George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?
By Elka