Define Bearded Axe Wound Meaning

That Hannah girl has one gaping bearded axe wound. Okay, it's not bearded, but boy is it gaping!

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.