A popular form of calming-down from back in the old country. First apply
Crisco, liberally, from nipples to waistline. Next,
work up quite a lather with your saliva. Proceed to then lick the belly of the rub-ee in a circular motion, beginning from the belly button, working your way outward.
Don't forget to get all the
belly button lint!!
said in an old country accent, "
Oh honey, it has been long stressful day at ze mines. you know just what would ease me on up, eh?"
"oooooh, of course, my loverr.. we shall have a burmese belly rub for dinner and then
eskimo pies for dessert!! ..."
"Oh
ho ho.... "
giggles and slurping sounds.
