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Define Binford Meaning

Binford
(n) another name for the male anatomy... deriving from binford tools a.k.a. "home improvement with tim the 'toolman' taylor.

if you dont shut your mouth im gonna smack you in the grill with my binford.
By Nora
Binford
An unaccountably evil man obsessed with bukkake videos and possessed of a morbid fesr of clowns.

If ya think Binford's gonna bukkake you, just bust out the Bozo nose and he'll run like a little bitch...
By Vanessa
Binford
Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.

I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.
By Shane
Binfordize
To have something taken away from you in an unfair or unjustified way.

Jim has Binfordized my best accounts from my sales account base.
By Aileen
Binford
a tool

What a binford!
By Marielle
Binford
n. (Bin-ferd)

A more derogatory way to refer to someone as a tool.

Can also be used as an inside joke nickname for another person.

Origin: From the South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwood. The word is derived from the name of the tool company on the TV show "Home Improvement" (Binford Tools)

"Aw man, why'd you invite Chris to the party? He's a total Binford."

"Uh-oh, here comes Binford."
By Charlotte
Rising Binford
The Rising Binford is a hardcore sex move invented by an unnamed man residing in Binford-upon-Avon in Warwickshire, England.

The practice of the Rising Binford is when a man goes down on a woman and then screams in her face just as she is climaxing. This practice is usually followed by the man quickly running out of the room/bush/brothel/public phonebox.

Girl: "Hey! What the hell was that?"

Guy: "You just got served a Rising Binford biaaaatcchhhh"
By Sonya