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Bisping
Bisping is a word used to describe a hot man or woman.they are really cool but like to have sex with monkeys.They like to take pictures of themselfs naked and send it round by text. not many mates and loves football

did you see that guy!
hes such a bisping
By Jilleen
Bisp
1. (v) boner in sweat pants. Made popular by the Jim Rome Show.

When I saw that hottie doing squats at the gym I had some major bisp action going on.
By Cathyleen
Bisp
Acronym for Boner In Sweat Pants, originates from the Jim Rome Show on the Premier Radio Networks.

So I woke up this morning and had some major morning bisp.

I was working out with my new female trainer the other day and inadvertently got a big bisp.
By Verena
Bisping
A crushing blow delivered from the air to a downed or unconscious opponent; to be a proper "bisping" the striker's ankles must be above their shoulders when they make contact with their victim's face, and a fully vertical pile-driveresque blow to the face of an unconscious Michael Bisping would be the pinnacle of bispings.

After he knocked Lenny out, Earl delivered a ferocious bisping, launching himself into the air and dropping a powerbomb forearm shiver to Lenny's grill. Dan Henderson would be proud.
By Karalee
Michael Bisping
A very talented fighter from England who won the TUF3 light heavyweight division. He currently fights in the Ufc.

Talker 1: Yo man, you gonna watch the michael bisping Vs Hamill fight?

Talker 2: oh yaa hamill will get killed.

By Berget
Michael Bisping
Michael Bisping is an English mixed martial artist, Who got the worst decision in the history of the UFC at UFC 75 against Matt Hamill. A fight that Bisping clearly lost. He then went on too fight Rashad Evans at UFC 78 this time no gift decisions came his way and he rightly lost.
Realising he was in a tough weight class he made the wise decision to drop down a weight class to middleweight. Where he has fought three fairly easy fights. The best fighter he has actually beaten is Chris "The Cripple" Leben. Michael Bisping is currently shitting himself as he is now lined up to fight Dan Henderson at UfC 100 if he is lucky enough to survive and gets another gift decision he will then face Anderson Silva for the title. With the obvious exception of Hendo this is surely the easiest path anyone has had for a title shot in UFC history.

That guy just got beat up for 3 rounds, god I bet he is hoping for a Michael Bisping style decision
By Pauline
Michael Bisping
An English MMA fighter who currently fights in the UFC. He is an arrogant cocky asshole who talks like he has a 12 inch cock in his mouth and fights like he has one in his ass. After talking much shit to a highly respectable Dan Henderson on the TUF show, Bisping got KTFO by Dan in the finale. Bisping can be summed up in 3 words. Pussy.Bitch.Faggot

Michael Bisping talks so funny because he always has a ginormous Pringles can sized cock spraying buckets full of jizz in his mouth at all times.

Dan Henderson hit Bisping so hard he did the unthinkable. He knocked the cock out of Bispings mouth. This was previously deemed impossible because Michael sucks dick so hard no one thought it was possible to remove the cock from his mouth.

Michael Bisping is a Cum guzzling pussy bitch that couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

Michael Bisping cuts weight by sucking so many cocks so hard that he actually burns 2000 calories per hour.

It is amazing that Michael Bisping has the energy to work out on a semen only diet. But he does ingest about 50,000 calories of jizz daily.

Michael Bisping likes to eat his trainging partners sweaty assholes after practice.
By Noni
Michael Bisping
The Greatest Light Heavyweight fighter of all time.

Michael Bisping Beat Matt Hamill 10-6 all three rounds, and he's gonna destroy rashad evans to, because he's the best ever!
By Eleni
Bispinged
To blatantly cheat within any form of competition enough to seriously hinder your opponent, but not enough to be disqualified. The Bispinger then must go on to win the match afterward. In this situation, the victim of this assault has been properly Bispinged.

Also, the user of the Bisping assault (the Bispinger) needs to celebrate in such a fashion as a person who had won fair and square would have. This is necessary in order for a full Bisping to take place

The definition is derived (affectionately) from the actions of MMA fighter Michael Bisping during his fight with Jorge Rivera.

Dude #1: "Did you win your MMA fight bro?"
Dude #2: "Nah. My opponents corner man drugged my water before I went out. I passed out five seconds into the first round. Nobody even threw a punch"
Dude #1: "Oh shit seriously?"
Dude #2: "Yeah. Guy ran around the cage after I dropped like he had KO'ed me. I got Bispinged hard son"
By Maitilde