Define Blimey Meaning

Blimey
blimey

Barrère and Leland's A dictionary of slang
by Arthur Morrison

1 exclamation - god blind me. something surprising enough to make one wish they were blind so that they cant see such things.

2 also used as an extra offensive version of limey. it's extra offensive because british are always so down on americans and our love of slang. basically blimey is a thumb in their eye that they have no ground what-so-ever to stand on to justify their inborn doochbaggetry nature.

1 Blimey! did you see that mole rat lookin brit's teeth?

2 gfys blimey, stay the hell out of our constitution and our right to keep and bear arms or we'll ship over there for a quick coup and your queen's head on a pike along with the whole of your house of lords and yes i know this is a run on sentence so go suck your last fag you goddamn douche bags.
By Aurilia
Blimey
Exclamation of shock or surprise, with a sense of understatement, irony or the inevitability of disappointment.

Often used in response to a setback or depressing news, with a hint of resignation in the face of life's hardships.

Colloquial British English. Also common in Australia and New Zealand.

Variation: Cor blimey.
Similar to crickey.

"Blimey! I never expected the Spanish Inquisition!"

"Blimey!", said with a look of sympathy, in response to a friend's outpouring of emotion after some terrible life crisis.
By Ardyce
Blimey
signies disgust, usually said when something goes wrong.

Aaahhhh, blimey.
By Adeline
Blimey
an expression used when you are flabbergasted at someones actions.

sam: just won my 1000 game of poker in a row.
spud: blimey! your having a laugh mate.
By Paulie
Blimey
Blimey is a short word of "blind me" or "oh dear" It's used when something goes wrong, etc.

Blimey! The Dog Died.
By Gustie
Blimeys
A pair of bristols so magnificent that one is compelled to exclaim "Blimey!"

I say, Carruthers, look at the norks on her!

Blimey!
By Meredith
Blimey
When drinking a bulldog (a lime martini with a beer tipped into it), the perfect balance between beer and limey.

"This bulldog is is blimey" -Dan the fucking man
By Hannis
Blimey
I thing that British people say when something fucking horrible happens.

*Man gets hit by a car*
“Blimey! Reckon he’s off to the hospital
By Betta
Blimey
Used alongside crikey in a low, gravelly tone to denote idiocy. Often written blimeeeeey. For the full freak effect, salute and bend down as low as possible. Also used to make angry people even angrier.

Woman who's upset about something:"Move out of the frickin way"
Idiot: "Blimey"
Woman who's upset about something becomes even angrier.
By Bari
Blimey
A slang term for a Bud Light Lime. Despite the British connotation, the Blimey is a Mexican favorite and initiates a fiesta of sorts on the tongue.

¡Blimey! That blimey is tasty!

¡Arriba!
By Ronna