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Blue Water
The anticeptic water in a port-a-potty. Commonly found at sporting events and concerts.

At the golf tournament, the chubby girl in the Old Navy sweat suit would not stop watching me. After witnessing Tom Kite break his six-iron over a patron's forehead, I took the girl into the nearest port-a-potty. Whilst inside, I continuously dunked her head-first into the blue water, all the while penetrating her from behind. Tom Kite would not stop laughing.
By Janifer
Blue Water
A code word used by clueless visitors to a topless area (Usually a beach, swimming pool, or other place where water is prominently blue) used to point out a nice looking set of boobs without being noticed by the other people.

Guy1: "Hey man, look at all this BLUE WATER around here!"

Guy2: "Yeah I know! theres some really big BLUE WATER to your left."

Guy1: "Holy shit! That's the nicest BLUE WATER I have ever seen!"
By Isabelle
Blue Water
Getting a blow job in a port-a-potty while you are taking a shit.

I met this bitch at the fair, I gave her the blue water after a corn dog and lemonade.
By Fawne
Blue Water
A can of Bud Light

Those Floresville boys can kill a case of Blue Water in no time!
By Marsiella
Blue Water
Blue water, the source of all life. If a guy call himselfs "Blue-water" (check the capital B) he got to be a friendly and plane guy!(and suck in CS)
"Blue water = good thirst-drink"

(see also "water")

"Wanna come with me to the water? ok! *walking to the water* Omg! that was a "blue water"!"

"Hi Blue-water, hows it goin handsome guy?"
By Willyt
Blue Water Burrito
A blue water burrito is another word for shit in a porta potty.

The burrito represents a long and solid turd while the blue water is the blue liquid in the porta potty.

I just laid a blue water burrito in the honey bucket.
By Nerte
Urban Blue Water
A second to a nigga's favorite drink, consisting of water, blue and about 5 pounds of sugar per glass.

After a long day on the plantations, Marcus demanded grape drank. Unfortunately, all they had was urban blue water, so he dealt with it.
By Sheena
Blue Water Day
A high holiday rivaling Christmas among military personnel. Used in reference to the period of time after porta-potties have been emptied during which one can maaturbate peacefully unencumbered by the smell of shit and urine.

"Hey bro, pass me December's Penthouse, it's Blue Water Day."
By Bridie
Blue Water Backsplash
When you take a dump in a port-a-potty and that nasty blue water that everyone else's grody is in comes back up and splashes you in the ass.

I always throw a wad of toilet paper down before I lay a log in the honey bucket to avoid the Blue Water Backsplash.
By Peria
Blue Water Moment
The magical moment when you arrive early at work, and go into the still bathroom to discover you are the first occupant of the stall.

He arrived at dawn, and opening toilet door, he saw to his delight, the clear blue water in the bowl, confirming he was the first occupant, and settled down to a blue water moment.
By Romy