Hipster 1: "Hey, man, have you heard of ?"
Hipster 2: "Yeah, I used to like them, but now they've sold out. I like their old stuff, like . Hey, have you been to ?"
Hipster 1: "Yeah, but I don't like how they carry stuff from . Clashes with my
ironic mustache, you know?"
Hipster 2: "Uh-huh. Hey, listen, aren't hipsters terrible?"
Hipster 1: "Yeah, I was into
hipsterism before it was cool. Now it's too mainstream. It's a good thing we're "Bohemian," and not hipsters."