The less honest cousin of chicken nuggets, boneless chicken wings are deep fried lies and whoever enjoys them can never be trusted, they are most likely a Russian spy or a reptilian imposter.
"Hello I'd like to order some chicken nu- I mean boneless wings" *lizard noises*
"hey look over there, it's that nerd Trever with his boneless chicken wings, what a loser. We can not trust Trever"
boneless chicken wings are chicken wings without the bone. boneless chicken wings are not chicken nuggets! and never will they ever be chicken nuggets.
