The less honest cousin of chicken nuggets, boneless chicken wings are deep fried lies and whoever enjoys them can never be trusted, they are most likely a Russian spy or a reptilian imposter.
"Hello I'd like to order some chicken nu- I mean boneless wings" *lizard noises*
"hey look over there, it's that nerd Trever with his boneless chicken wings, what a loser. We can not trust Trever"
boneless chicken wings are chicken wings without the bone. boneless chicken wings are not chicken nuggets! and never will they ever be chicken nuggets.
A complete lie. The fallacy that is "boneless wings" is really just chickentenders by another name. A more accurate word would be "wet tenders", "saucy nugs", or "trash".
