Define Bonking Meaning

Bonking
Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."
By Meggi
Bonking

He was bonking his lover
By Moyra
Bonking

man sits on space hopper woman mounts herself on his throbin robin and off we go bouncy bouncy
By Anthia
Bonking
a sport where you roll up large paper and hit people hardly on the head

dudee shes bonking people in the halls!
By Angelina
Bonking
Moii and Jade decided that bonking means WANKING. We thaught of this word cuz of how the printer woman would say Bonnie. xD

When bob is alone, he bonks over gay porn.
Shut up, im bonking.
I bonked yoor mum.
By Faun
Bonk! Bonk!
1) A word used to get on other peoples nerves.
2) When poking someone, some people say "Bonk! Bonk!"

*POKE!*
"Bonk! Bonk!"
By Pegeen
Bonking
In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.

I bonked at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs.

I completed the marathon without bonking.
By Cristie
Bonk-on
a 'bonk-on' is another term used to describe an erect penis due to arousal

"my God Dave, did you see that girl?! she's fine! I've got a bit of a bonk-on now"
By Kasey
BONK
The word BONK is used in conversation to alert the other party that you are horny. It is often followed by the expression "go to horny jail" if it does not result in a sexual act taking place.

BONK, is derived from a meme which circulated during the 2020 coronavirus outbreak. The meme depicts a dog hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat with the text "BONK", "go to horny jail.

Her: "Ah my boobs are achy today"
Him: "BONK"
Her: "Go to horny jail"
By Doris
Bonk
Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.

I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.
By Philippa