A description of the situation when one accidentally impregnates the daughter/family member of someone politically known/vaguely important e.g. the story of the original Bristol Palin.
Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to
save face, since so many politicians
oppose abortion.
Generic male 1: "Dude I was totally boning
President Obama's niece last week and now she rings telling me she's preggers."
Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit
you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"
Generic male 1: "Dunno but
have a good life."