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Broomstick
v. Lie your female partner on her back, grab your nutsack and put it in her vagina while grabbing your penis with both hands, one over the other (in the fashion of flying on a broomstick)

My girl was on her back, so i gave her the old broomstick.
I gave her the broomstick and now my nuts smell.
By Breanne
Broomstick
The feeling that someone is forcibly inserting a broomstick or other object of girth into your anus. The pain can usually be described as sharp, acute, and generally passes after five to twenty seconds. This feeling is experienced among men and women alike.

During my drive to Virginia, I gasped loudly when I felt the broomstick ravaging my rectum.
By Ferdinande
Broomstick
A skinny girl with bushy hair that would look like a broomstick if u turned her upside down AKA sylvia.

damn dat gurl so skinny n her hair is never done. She's a Broomstick!!
By Jaquenetta
Broomstick
very small car aimed primarily at the female market (note: American readers may be unfamiliar with the term 'small car' but will no doubt become more familiar with it as peak oil hits). From Rogers Profanisaurus/Viz comic.

All five of us wanted to go to the park, but as the only car available was Sandra's broomstick, I had to go by bicycle - which was quicker anyway.
By Tess
Broomstick
A mythical weapon used by Asian moms when their son got a B+ in a recent math test

My mom smacked me with the broomstick when I was caught using a calculator.
By Carlina
It's A Broomstick!
A Phrase used to point out people have just stated the obvious.

Comes from the film "Harry Potter And The Philosophers/Sorcerers Stone" when an Owl Delivers a Broom-shaped package and when opened Ron Exclaims "Its a Broomstick!"

Guy 1: Ahhh well it's dark.
Guy 2: It's a Broomstick!
By Milicent
Broomstick
A magical flying broom that Harry Potter uses to play Quidditch.

Harry got a Nimbus 2000 broomstick because he was the youngest seeker at Hogwarts in a century.
By Bree
Broomsticking
The act of screwing someone over. Likened to being 'brutally penetrated by a broomstick.' Other variations of the word are 'Broomsticked', which is the past tense verb, and 'broomstick', the present tense verb.

"WHAT!?!? No more coffee? Why don't you just bend me over and broomstick me?!!"

You: "I just spat in her face while she was sleeping, and then left a hot pocket in her parents couch.
Friend: "Wow. That sounds like a horrible case of broomsticking."

You: "My boss dumped a load of files on my desk, and told me if they weren't done by tomorrow, i'm not only fired, but he's gonna wipe his ass with my last paycheck."
Friend: "Whoa. Broomsticked."
By Angel
Broomstick
Another word for b*tch

wow leafy is such a broomstick
By Sarene
Broomsticking
To strike one's broom on an adjacent neighbour's wall or ceiling or floor to tell them to shut the fuck up.

The neighbours were fucking so loud I took the broomstick and banged it on the ceiling and yelled, "Shut the fuck up!" I gave them a good broomsticking.

I was laughing so hard at three o'clock in the morning that my downstairs neighbour started broomsticking me.
By Gretal