Define Brown Dog Meaning

The desire to take a shit, or deffacate. Indicates an urgent need to poop.

adj, generic, not outstanding in any way

etymology -
Use of brown dog as an adjective comes from conversational English:

"What kinda dog is that?"
"It's brown."

When a girl/guy shits on a guy's penis during anal sex.

to be publicly embarrassed while already doing something embarrassing.

I have to poop.

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.

The unsettling phenomenon of having a 'firmish' turd just barely emerge from your ass which, despite furtive foreshadowing, occurs both gradually and rapidly (simultaneously) at precisely the most inopportune point in time. Once the 'brown hound dog' pokes his head out you are thrust into the most tenuous situation of attempting to coax him back in the dog house (without your eyeballs popping out) a whilst continuing to make a presentation, speaking with a superior colleague in the middle of the lunch line, or trying to maintain that casual conversation with the woman in the Marketing department while on an elevator stopping at every floor.

another way to say poop

Alternatives include: shit screwdriver, brown-bark stick, rusty nail, fecal flashlight, log brownie or burnt tart

Like Brown Wings but if you have ever had to put your finger in a dogs arse for a valid non sexual reason.

To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.