Define Bruno Meaning

Bruno
Bruno is a person who can charm any girl he wants. He is like an ultimate player. He doesn't have to be sexy to get women.

Dude, You remind me of Bruno
By Saudra
Bruno
The third alter ego of the Jewish comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. As Bruno he plays an Austrian gay male model.

I is Bruno here reporting for Austrian Gay TV.
By Stevena
Bruno

Pepe is a natural bruno.
By Dana
Bruno
In Texas Hold 'Em poker, the 2-card hand of 8-2, not suited.

Almost as bad as the worst hand in THE, 7-2 offsuit, you have to be a Bruno to play this hand.

If suited, it's called the Ultra Bruno.

He was chipdrunk so i went runner-runner all-in with The Bruno to make 8's full of deuces, rivering his pocket aces.
By Flor
Bruno
A funny show by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. It will soon become overquoted and sell-out after the movie has been released.

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By Jackie
Bruno
Bruno is the black version of bubba. Bruno is the 7'2 400 pound black guy that you meet when you first get into the slam. He tends to wear a huge grin, with his front gold tooth shining brightly as he grins at his new prison bitch. Advice : punch a guard. get solitary confinement. Or.. Find out why black people have large penises... Be scared!

Walking through the hall, one guard said to another, "I heard Bruno giggling last night, as he plowed that poor white boy mercilessly"

Nodding his head, his companion replied, "Yeah, i heard about that. I heard he said ' Imsa gonna make you my biatch lil boi. We brothas know hows to treats ya reeeeel good!"
By Lauree
Bruno

did u see bruno man
BRUUUNOOO!
By Natalie
No Bruno
the term refers to the heavily homosexual movie "Bruno" and his homosexual exploits. You can use it to replace the term "no homo" before or after a sentence that can be confused o taken for a homosexual advance.

It is also an apology or a pardon for what I just said.

"This is mad hard, No Bruno"

"How do you like your nuts prepared, boiled or roasted. No Bruno"

"NO Bruno, pass me the sack of balls over there"

"Put this in your mouth, No Bruno"
By Regan
Bruno
He is very kind and caring! You can trust him with anything, it doesn't matter how bad or good. He will help you through your 'hard' times. He is a bit shy, but in the cute way!!! He has a sweet accent!

Omg, he is a Bruno, I have never meet someone like him!
Omg, I wanna find my Bruno!
By Tine
Brunoed
The act of placing one's crotch onto an unsuspecting seated person's face. Usually ending up in a seated "69" position. Taken from Sacha Baron Cohen's character "Bruno". The act was made famous by the unscripted stunt involving Sacha Baron Cohen, the British comedian, performing it on the rapper, Eminem.

Did you see Eminem get Brunoed at the MTV Movie Awards?
By Tine