Define Bum Face Meaning

bum face;

n. chiefly british slang, derogatory

1. one who has a face that has a similar appearance to the buttocks

2. one who is of such an annoying temperament that they are worthy of being compared to someone with a bum for a face

3. Someone with a bum for a face. And perhaps a face for a bum, although this is uncommon.

A face in which has a buttocks, or "bum bum" upon it.

a person who has a large crack on there face almost looking like a bum crack

a reptile in which has bum-like scales.

Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.

basically megan watts

An expression used when a man is highly attracted to a woman. It is sometimes abbreviated to bitf, and derives from two original stems.

"In the face" was a phrase used to describe doing something in an extreme way.

"bum" was used as a way of expressing a preference for anal sex.

Exactly what is involved to bum someone in the face remains hazy, but must surely be a good thing.

Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.

rather like a "bum" (fart) but out of your mouth!

You call someone it when they're being silly