Define Cabbage Patch Meaning

Cabbage Patch
Dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. Successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. All the rage in the late 80's and early 90's.

"Jeremiah did the cabbage patch at a youth group mixer, and all the white girls flocked to him because he tricked them into thinking that he had rhythm. He's really a poser."
By Mahalia
Cabbage Patch
The part of a hospital or mental institution reserved for patients in a vegetative state. Also called "vegetable garden".

The gunshot victim had irreversible brain damage, so he was taken to the cabbage patch.
By Carol-Jean
Cabbage Patch
the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.

Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.
By Eddy
Cabbage Patch
A Magical place where babies come from.

A child once asked "Mommy can I have a little sister?" and the mother replied," Shhitt, you better take yo ass to the cabbage patch!"
By Bab
Cabbage Patch
A term used for a red head- due to the fact 'cabbage patch kids' had tendencies to be red haird and have freckles. Also a slang used for the box of a red headed female.

1. Jade you crazy ass cabbage patch, BEAT IT!
2. Them brunettes have a thing for that cabbage patch...
By Dorri
Cabbage Patch
1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl

Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch
By Eleanora
Cabbage Patch
A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.

By Thomasa
Cabbage Patch

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"
By Anthiathia
Cabbage Patch
A Cabbage Patch is a slag used to imply the person on the receiving end is an idiot or although a normal able bodied person, intellegance wise resembles someone born with mental defect.In typical daily slang the word "Cabbage" has of recent times adopted the new meaning of "idiot" or "moran" so a cabbage patch, effectively the birth place of many multitudes of cabbages is a multible of an idiot.

John:"Hey Greg, why would you think it's a smart idea to eat soup with a fork. You're such a cabbage patch."
By Dorri
Cabbage Patch

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"
By Glenna