Define Yarn Meaning

1) To tell a story, which more or less at any given moment contains a dubious amount of exaggeration. (To spin a yarn)

2) To have conversation with someone, most likely pertaining to trivial matters.

Fibre. Natural or synthetic, for example wool, nylon. Often found as one continuous thread bound into a ball, used for knitting.

Instead Of Yeah
or
Instead of Awesome

The number one thing kittens can't resist playing with despite knowing the consequences; basically kryptonite but for kittens.

A mental erection caused by the sight of either a beautiful skein of yarn or a remarkably well-made knitted object. Useful for knitting nerds only.

A person who always leaves you alone whenever you need him the most :c

The process in which one envelopes another's place of residence to keep one from entering or leaving the premesis (An alternative of TPing). Best results when done creatively.

Weed, Or a type or pot or Young Ass Reckless Nigga.

Someone who’s got a lot of strength and loves Poonani everyweekend

(Verb):
Generally insignificant and meaningless conversations or questions that are intentionally meant to provoke disgruntled responses; similar to a animal attacking a ball of yarn