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Bort
bort is an insult but it’s also much more. it unites the bortiest of souls. everyone can be a bort and everyone can call you out on it. next time someone calls you a bort-accept it and classify it as an essential part of your being

eat a bort

-the origin and most frequent usage
By Winifred
Bort
(BORT), pl. "bort"

An expression of exclamation. Also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. Can be preceded by "mmmmm". Derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.

Game show host: You just won a PS3!
you: mmmmmBORT!!!!

Aw man, that dude is bort. He has PS3.
By Cassandra
Bort
An expulsion of gas through the rectum (more commonly known as a fart).

That bort smells nasty!
Ewww, what a bort!
I think I let a bort.
By Kaela
Bort
Bored

damn im bort.
By Benny
Bort
Regular replacement word for things one often forgets. Often brought into conversation when one is sleep-deprived, stoned, or entering the alzheimer's stage of life.

"What's that blasted bort again? You know, the thing with the handle and you put it in cereal?"
"...A Spoon?"

"Bort me in the bort-time, bort me in the evening, bort me in the afternoon"
"You askin fer secks?"
"Mebbe"

Johnathon was feeling rather bort -- he left his keys in the back seat of his 1996 bort sedan. Many borts earlier, he was a little bort with high aspirations to one day bort the special bortlympics. This would never happen, as he was incredibly borty.
By Lisabeth
Bort! Bort! Bort!
On the old "Muppet Show", this was the final phrase sung by the Swedish Chef during his opening jingle.

It has been re-used to mean "testing" in computer geek circles.

Subject: I'm testing this email!

Body: BORT! BORT! BORT!
By Norina
Bort
A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.

"We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."

Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."
By Lebbie
Bort
A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.

Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"

No, my son is also name Bort
By Cam
The Bort
The name of the forum on the official Umphrey's McGee fan site

"There are some sarcastic Umphreaks on the bort"
By Colleen
Bort
A person with a dodgy eye, lop-sided head, bearing a physical resemblence to Gollem, the mythical creature from J.R.R Tolkeins Lord of the Rings Series. 2nd most popular christian name in the Northern hemishphere after John.

"Attention shoppers, we have run out of BORT license plates, REPEAT, we have no more BORT license plates left"
By Isadora