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Cairn
1. Incredible man of perfect posture. Their jokes are absolute Bangers and they’re an outright hilarious person. An absolute man magnet as well as incredibly cool. When they aren’t being hilarious they are being incredible at everything else and being VERY manly. What’s not to love about this incredible human being.

2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.

1. “Cairn is quite possibly the most hilarious person I know. Last time he cracked a joke I almost shat my pants.”

2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”

3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”
By Mirabelle
Cairn
A simple pile of rocks, mainly useless, unless you like rocks..

Not very interesting.

Just..the

"I'm gonna go make a cairn"

"I'm gonna go knock a cairn down"

"Why do cairn's exist?:/"
By Merry
Cairns
a tiny city in far north Queensland where all the fuck-heads live.

the best gangs kids and fuck go to school at cairns high and redlynch state schools.
the rich snobs go to saint monica's, saint Augustine and T.A.S.

the kids whose parents want them going to a "good school" send them to saint mary's catholic college but don't realised heaps of fuck boys and pedo teachers are there and fights happen 24/7. also, phones are eternally banned.
the area where majority of kids hang out is cairns central or centals/centralz if you are defined as "cool/popular".

cairns is a city for scum kids.
By Miof Mela
Cairn
A common name for girls in the West of Scotland. A pleasant girl, always looking out for other. She’s always laughing and if she isn’t, she’s making others laugh, normally extremely pretty .

Who’s that? I don’t know but she looks like a Cairn.
By Lexy
Cairn
Southern slang for carrion. Putrid, rotting flesh.

The buzzards were flocking to eat the cairn.

You ain't a man until you've sat down and ate breakfast next to a pile of cairn.
By Abagail
Cairns
A place in Northern Queensland, home to the esplanade and alot of people, most of them being abo's and jap's and their rice burners. Tourism capital of Queensland. Lots of gangs,skaters, Crews and wannabe scenekids hanging around attempting to be seen and heard.

Scene kid: "Us Cairns-ians are so hXc."

Crew member: "We'll tag your shop windows like there's no tomorrow."

Skater kid: "But we'll fuck you off the most with our feral antics."
By Atalanta
The Cairns
when the scrotum is so filled with semen, due to a lack of female contact, it explodes into a girls mouth and causes her to choke.

I gave a girl the cairns last night and had to use CPR to revive her.
By Marrissa
Cairns
An older, somewhat attractive woman who one shouldn't be attracted to but is.

"That OAP over there is such a cairns!"
By Anna-Diane
Cairns Clawhammer
When your girl is on her knees going down on you, grab the base of your cock and guide your cock into her cheek. This is when you move quickly to one side dragging her with you.

I was getting passionate so i gave the old Cairns Clawhammer!
By Bobbette
Cairns Fag
a guy from cairns (north Queensland) who tends to take as much time doing his hair as his sister would, shaves his legs and wears short, tight pants and colourful fag singlets. most of these people go to saint augustines.

innisfail: yo cairns fag, come over here for a second!
cairns: can i suck your dick?
By Meghan