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Define Calamity Meaning

Calamity
when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once

My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.
By Janessa
Calamity
A disaster that happened that lead to fighting a big monster by a princess and a hero

Calamity Gonan in legend of Zelda: botw
By Isabelle
Calamity
anything with fucking rapidfire

Dude 1: fuck that calamity with the rapidfire!

Dude 2: why would you use the calamity?
By Dianne
Calamity
a badass gundamin gundam seed who 0wnxor the other n00b gun-damns with its big gats. It rides on a little birdy gundam shooting sensless piecess of cannonfodder

cannon fodder: ohhhh noooo its teh calamity gundamn!!!! *argh gets shot by teh calamity!
By Odele
Calamity
Ka•la•mi•ty ~ Unfelt love from both sides.

1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.

2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.

3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.
By Madelle
Calamity
1.) An event which is a complete catastrophe/disaster, like your life
2.) A mod on Terraria

Person 1: Did you hear about the calamity yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a great Terraria mod
Person 1: Stop playing Terraria you dipshit, people literally died!
Person 2: Oof
By Nikolia
Calamity
A form of art, that only the gods of distress are capable or creating within the realm of mankind. Also known as Luca, and occasionally Maryam.

"Wow Luca, there you go with your dumb ass decisions, you finna cause calamity"

"you need to CALMamity down"
By Milly
Calamity
A word commonly used to make crappy, low effort Mario parodies using SMW sprites.

Mario's Power-Up Calamity
By Jyoti
Calam
the maddest dude around

Now class, who can give me a sentence with Calam in it? "I said Calam is gay,then i ended up with a moustaouche and no eye borws."
By Marcie
Calamity
The sexiest skin in fortnite, maybe even gaming history.

Yo stage 1 Calamity im finna risk it all.
By Lian