Define Canada Dry Meaning

Canada Dry
a drink the gods bestowed upon our great nation... america. gives the user large penile enhancments and permeates the essence of hippness, that hot and horny chicks dig.

1. cory had sex with hot girls... he must drank canada dry

2. Pope John Paul III has a small wee wee, he must not drink canada dry
By Charyl
Canada Dry
meaning u havent killed anybody ..no murders under the belt .. u havent wet anybody up ... mainly used @ people who claim to be gangsta but they are not ...

common @ drake u aint wet nobody nigga u canada dry ..
By Morgana
Canada Dry
A adjective describing when your trying to sex a girl and her vagina is dry as the winter wind.

2nd definition- When a girl doesn't use her vaginal canal for about 20 years and it literally dries out.

That bitch was Canada dry last night.

Hey man, you heard about that new girl Kelly?

Ya man that hoe is Canada dry.
By Barbe
Canada Dry
1.) A period in Canada, when the weather seems to be dry and a small amount of rainfall is either, unaccounted for or extremely small(MINUSCULE!!!)

2.) Gingerale(EWWw!)

1.) Man canadas dry!

2.) This canada dry really doesnt hit the spot!
By Maitilde
Canada Dry
Someone who is a tub 'o' lard, their heritage originates in their native land of CANADA, they wear vans which give you chlamydia and think there poor and wont give you some food.Common names of one are usually andrew or andy-pandy.

"That kid andrew is such a canada dry!"
By Veronique
Canada Dry
There are a few key steps to perform a canada dry
-Pour maple syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did

Max: Why the long face?

John: My wife tricked me into doing the Canada Dry.
Max: How?
John: She took the mape syrup and hid the lube while I was taking a shit
Max: Damn that's bad!
By Jeniece
Canada Dry
uhh... Ginger Ale... duh, like totally fool!!

green bottle, with like a shield and shit ahhh.. yea you got Canada dry
By Lorianna
Canada Dry

"You(Drake) ain't wettin nobody, you Canada Dry"
By Jenny
Canada Dry
A broad term for casual buttplay of a peculiar and suspect nature by individuals called Marcus.

*Man in tweed walks up stairs: " I need some Canada Dry}". Woof, Woof.
By Corenda
Drink Canada Dry
1. A kind of soda beverage.
2. One of the fine modern examples of addressing the growing drinking water problem worldwide.
3. One of the many phrases invented to attract immigrants, clueless about what kind of drinking they'd do if they moved to Canada.

Guy 1: It said 'Drink Canada Dry'. So, I am moving to Toronto!
Guy 2: -sigh- Moron..
By Lesley