Define Lard Meaning

Lard
A fat person that thinks that they aren't fat.

Bob: Hey you lard go get rid of that lard!
Bill: I'M NOT FAT!
By Hermina
Lard
1)An extremely fatty substance usually found on obese people.
2)What the McDonalds burgers are dipped in.

1)She has enough lard on her to tip a tow truck.
2)Before serving the burger, he dipped the meat in lard, slapped it on bread, did not neglect to drop it on the floor and handed it to the customer. Now THATS good service!
By Angel
Lard
Fat, fat people, lazy people who are fat,people who sit on thier ass all day that need to be carried from place to place and hardly move,fat girls who think they are not fat

Stop being such a lardass and get over here
Dude: OMG CHECK THIS LARDASS B*** shes so fat She can't fit through doors
lardass:I'm not fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Eat the darn lard!!!"
"stop being such a pussy you lardass"
By Celia
Lard
Jello Biafra's (from Dead Kennedys) collaboration with Al Jourgensen from Ministry.

By Gilbertine
Lard
An expression used to convey feelings of annoyance, irritation, dissatisfaction, or general disgust towards a particular situation, or a comment made by somebody.

"Man, that new Vin Diesel movie is amazing!"
"....Lard"
By Venita
Lard
animal fat

or a person thats really fat and thinks it super funny

a funny looking fat thing

Jabba the Hut.... what a lard?!?
Put some lard on that pan girl!?!
By Britteny
Lard
An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.

Woahhh! John lard!
By Leela
Lard
someone who is being stupid, annoying, bad a something, or their just fat and eat everything

EXAMPLE 1:

Dylan: dude Connor ate all of our food.

Kyle: dude he's lardy

EXAMPLE 2:

Dylan: dude Eathan is hella annoying and only eats fucking goldfish.

Kyle: wow what a freaking lard....
By Arlen
Lard
fat on youre back occaisionly transparent

youre moms got lots a lard
By Mel
Lard

Amy Rose likes lard., in her mouth.
By Drusilla