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Vin Diesel
Living proof that shaving your head, getting a bunch of insipid tattoos and speaking in low, monosyllabic growls is an effective method of fabricating a desirable male image and provoking hormonal responses in ghettos and trailer parks everywhere. Appeals to below median IQ crowds with cinematic masterpieces like ‘Triple X’, ‘the Fast and the Furious’ and ‘the Chronicles of Riddick’…high budget schlock indicative of the dismally short attention spans and sub-par intelligence of the average movie-going public. Highly idolized despite his resemblance to someone who may empty trash cans for a living.

Wife: Honey!?... who’s that man outside going through our trash cans?
Husband: Oh, that’s just Vin Diesel, he’s researching for part in Michael Bay’s new movie about trash collectors who go after the Japanese mafia.
By Harriot
Vin Diesel
One word: God

Person 1: What religion is Vin Diesel?
Person 2: Vin Diesel has no religion. For Vin Diesel is God.
By Dollie
Vin Diesel
A retarted monkey; usually with more than one tribal tattoo

man: "who was that retarted monkey in 'Triple X'?"
woman: "oh that was Vin diesel"
By Oralie
Vin Diesel
An actor with a hidden message

Vin Diesel rearranged= I end lives
By Rycca
Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.

Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is Bruce Campbell, with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.
By April
Vin Diesel
Verb: The act of picking a woman up by her booty and forcibly shoving her against the wall for the act of lovemaking. Usually preformed with the females legs wrapped around the vin diesel 'er for added support and utility. This practice was made famous from the first Fast and Furious movie.

First male: "Hey bro my girl came over last night and as she walked in i totally Vin Diesel'ed her without saying hi!"

Second male: "Awesome!"
By Kaylyn
Vin Dieseling
Taken from Fast and Furious.

The act of screwing people over in any online racing game by causing them to crash.

Player 1: Yes I'm coming first.
Player 2: NOT *bumps player 1 causing him to crash*.
Player 1: Dude why are you Vin Dieseling me.
By Olia
Vin Dieseling
Verb.
The act of sharing Vin Diesel facts, quotes and multimedia within your social circle to bring joy to them and learn ways to live life correctly.

1. Dan was having a shit day so Bob repeatedly Vin Dieseled him via Slack to cheer him up.

2. Stop Vin Dieseling me! you're making me feel my life is not worth it.
By Lucky
Vin Diesel
To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.

1.The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.

2.I lost all my hair when I Vin Dieseled a dog for eating my sandwich.
By Hyacinth
Vin Diesel
Noun: A person who one can tell is multi-racial but not of what origins.

"Have you seen that new guy? He's really hot."
"Oh yeah. I think he's filipino and black."
"Or black and puerto rican"
"Oh he's a Vin Diesel"
By Adeline