Define Canyon Meaning

Canyon
a person who is one of the more caring chill and lit persons you will ever meet. an amazing listener and advice giver but also doesn't allow someone to do anything stupid. this type of person is hella talented and charming.

Why can't you be a canyon every now and again?
By Germana
Canyon
1) Badass tank gunner smoking cigar

2) Ripper bloke

3) L33t no scoper

Driver: "Yo Canyon! Take down that haji at 10 o clock!"

The Canyon: "Fuckin' Get Some!!"
By Ondrea
Canyon
someone who likes to ride horses and bitch at everyone about everything.

chloe: markala, shut the fuck up. nobody cares.
markala: damn! quit being such a canyon.
By Amanda
Canyon
Places where redneck high schoolers party at. Location often provides the opportunity of "mudding." Canyon parties are fun, no doubt, but often not very well thought-out.

*Big & Rich blaring in the background of canyon party*
"Shit son! the po's are coming! Let's climb up into the trees so we don't get caught!"
*4 hours later*
"Well, I'm finally sobering up...do you think they wrote down my license plates while they were here?"
By Dasi
Canyoneer
A bad ass explorer that descends down wet and dry canyons. They are often masochists, because the nature of the sport often entails difficult on and off trail hiking, scrambling, climbing, jumping, rappelling and swimming.

The canyoneer was caught in a hydraulic, so we threw him a rope and pulled his ass out.
By Lynett
Canyon
A canyon is a tall, handsome boy, one of the most stubborn at times but almost always nice, he hangs out with everyone and gets friends easily. He hates dogs and cats, but loves flying bugs. This boy is adventurous and athletic, superb at volleyball, basketball, football, lacrosse, and baseball. This boy is considered psychic by how he can tell so much about a person with one conversation. He shows true dedication to sports, mainly basketball. Canyon's are really shy at first and then as you get to know them, you love them.

Friend 1: Lets invite canyon over
Friend 2: *calls canyon* "can you come over?"
Canyon: "sorry, I got to practice basketball"
By Alejandrina
Canyon
A very loose slut esp. with a gaping vagina or in some cases, a gaping anus.

By Megen
Canyon
- good at hockey
- decent at tennis
- small

- gets beat up by toddlers on the daily

- bad at texting

- bad at life in general.
- likes to point out flaws constantly

- white.

Oh my God have you seen that guy, he's just like Canyon - he sucks.
By Shea
Canyon
A unique period in the menstrual cycle, Justin Bieber being the only known woman to experience this stage of the cycle. It involves ovulation from the kidneys, rather than ovaries and can cause high distress levels, often resulting in an inability to walk.

Male A - "Dude, what's up with her?"
Male B - "I dunno man, it's like she's on her canyon"
By Wandis
Canyon
Hottest fucking gaping white whoredawg who loves fucking his pet river.

Guy 1: Yo dude, don’t go over there.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because that’s Canyon fucking his pet River!
By Zarla