Carlinized is quite similar to bastardized, except with more arrogance and randomness. To
carlinize is to fictitiously create the
optimization of numbers or
metrics without any basis in reality or factual events.
An example of a Carlinized request: "Likely
abnormal uniques volatility outside
the range of
historical divisions for that market?"
How in the world did you come up with those numbers? You must have Carlinized them!