Carnival Folk. Can be easily distinguished from homo-sapiens by their
lack of teeth, greasy never-washed mullet, bad posture and horrific smell. Can be found in their natural habitat at most Carnivals, Festivals and other Social events. Will shout as loud as humanly possible from their booth in the hopes that they will somehow convince you to give them money.
Scientific research has shown that Carnies share specific strands of DNA with that of the common
bush rat. As such, their grotesque and disfigured appearance may be the result of a mixture of Rodent Genetics and the
Bubonic Plague.
Matt: Damn these Carnies straight to hell! All they do is shout at you. I swear I saw one trying to
proposition a small child away from its parents and into its
booth, but it was scared away by
the unholy smell.