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Define Catcher Mitt Meaning

Catchers Mitt
an old dry worn out vagina that has seen quite a bit of action.

Johnny lost his boner after seeing Jane's catchers mitt; he wondered who hadn't been between those meat curtains.
By Gael
Catcher's Mitt
1.) A chic with some long-ass mud flap pussy lips...you blow it and it opens up like a catchers mitt...it'll swallow your dick whole.

I was gonna eat that pussy, until she opened up her legs...that shit was like a catcher's mitt! Wrinkly, overused, and abused.
By Fayre
Catcher's Mitt
A word descirbing the appearance of a woman's worn out, tired ass vagina.

Damn, that bitch had a fuckin' catcher's mitt! Yeah, she was nasty, but fuck it, ya know?
By Thalia
Catcher’s Mitt
Tricking someone with a handjob instead of penetration without their knowledge

I thought I was fucking her in the arse but she was giving me the catcher’s mitt
By Brynna
Catchers Mitt
A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....
By Mildrid
Catcher's Mitt
An affliction of hand cramps resulting from spending long periods of time on all fours as the recipient of anal sex (or vaginal sex doggie style). Sometimes it involves splayed or swollen fingers that resemble a catcher's mitt. The term derives partly from catcher, meaning a bottom or recipient of anal sex.

A: How was your date last night?

B: Pretty good. We went all the way. But I was on all fours for so long and never really found a comfortable position for my hands, so I'm gonna have catcher's mitt all day today. Ouch. Probably won't be able to finish stitching that sampler till tomorrow. Oh, and my ass hurts too.
By Anastassia
Catchers Mitt
A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.

I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.
By Kendra
Catchers Mitt
A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.

Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.

Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
By Brandise
Catcher's Mitt
The act of having the doggy poop bag, gloved, in hand, situated right underneath the dog's hindquarters as the dog poos; capturing every last piece of canine defaction.

Looks like Smokey's about to poop - I got it - CATCHER'S MITT!
By Pearl
Catcher's Mitt
A hand full of Pooh while still in the pants.

I was scratching my ass when I felt like farting. I accidently crapped my pants instead. When I pulled my hand out of my pants it looked like I was wearing a Catcher's Mitt
By Hinda