Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star
By Laetitia
Purple Headed Pussy Ripper
Slang.
An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.
Synonymous to:
*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.