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Cell Phone
A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.

Trust me on this one
By Daloris
Cell Phone
The term the crack-heads across the street use to secretly talk about their drug or drugs. YEs, we know what you're talking about.

Katey: "Billy, where's my cell phone?"

Billy: "It's in your fucking hand you stupid bitch."

Katey: "Where's my cell phone?"

Billy: " You're fucking talking on it." (Then walks inside all angry and shit.)

Billy: (comes out, hands her something and says) "Here's your fucking cell phone!" (Bag of crack)

Katey: "It's not enough."

Then they argue for like a half an hour, then he finally says, "Bitch, HEAD SHOT! Fuck off and die!"

And they both squeal tires out of there driving in different directions.

loudest fucking neighbors ever, I swear.
By Holly
Cell Phone
A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.

Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.
By Corissa
Cell Phone
A small communication device that is very useful to the owner if it used right.

However, many people abuse this fact and multitask when they're driving and if they're doing work that requires monotasking.

An example of this? Just watch somebody driving and about 78% of the time you'll see someone blabbering away on a cell phone.
By Gratiana
Cell Phone
Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Brotney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the words Discipline, and hard work mean.

Becky: Like OMG Stacy I just got the coolest new cell.

Stacy: Like OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.

Me(overhearing the conversation): WTF
By Rikki
Cell Phone
A device for communicating with others needlessly. Day in. Day out. Whenever. Wherever. Good for holding up lines in stores, traffic, etc. Also the latest technology found in ghettos-overtaking the more common "boom box".

Typical cell phone conversation: Hey, where you at? I'm over here. Oh. What? I dunno. I'll be there in 5 seconds....oh wait I can see you! Hey! Whats up? Wait...let me call you back. Why? Huh? Can you here me? Guess what? My phone bill was only $90 this month. Etc.....
By Alyce
Cell Phone
a leash or locating device

My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.
By Camella
Cell Phone
In the olden days, movie theatres used to have orchestras to accompany the film. Today, they have cell phones, a portable communication device sent from Hell. It is fine if used in moderation, but it almost never is.

"Marsha, I don't know what I'd do without you. But I'm afraid I must reveal that the secret killer of our lovers is…"

**Brii-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-iii-ii-ng!**

"Hello? Hi! Yeah. What's up? Uh-huh. Me too. Eh, nothing much. In the middle of a movie. What? No, I didn't yet. Wait…hold on. People are being rude and throwing things at me."
By Kariotta
Cell Phone
A device that everyone owns and bitches about, at the same time.

"That guy with the cell phone is so obnoxious for talking on this train...wait, I got call waiting! Can you hear me?! Can you hear me now?!!!!"
By Cammie
Cell Phone
back when their primary use was calling, it was like torture to go anywhere because every 5 seconds a random phone would ring. now that people use their cell phones mostly for texting and web browsing, life is better, though it's still slightly annoying to see everyone looking down at their phones.

2004
*ring* *beep beep* *rrriiiinnnng*
random guy: hi
other guy: How's it going
me: crap cant you people turn off your cell phones for once do you realise how annoying they are?!!

2011
*complete silence*
me: aahhhhh finally...
guy looking up from phone: what'd you say?
By Crystie