When your partner (preferable one who has given you
blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot
jizzum and let it dry over night. Hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.
Noun or verb,
either's cool
Man1: Dude I gave my
roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.
Man2: You're not a very good friend
D-bag