Define Cest Meaning

Cest
A cest is a person who participates in redneck activities such as mudding and has a confederate flag. They also probably voted for Donald Trump.

What a fucking cest. She bought a confederate flag and put it on her car.

That's such a cest thing to do! Of course she had sex with her bestfriend's boyfriend!
By Ashleigh
Cest
Really good weed money can buy.

Cest for your stress, dub sacks & OZ's.
By Dodie
Cest
To have the same genes, and love eachother

Incest and Selfcest.

Dude is it bad that I love my sister? Like, not in a, uhm.... caring way?

Isn't that incest?
By Ulla
-cest
This suffix is added to the surnames of any incestuous shipping pair.

E.g. "Pinecest" is the usual name to shipping Dipper and Mable Pines from "Gravity Falls".

I'm not a huge fan of "The Loud House" but I do enjoy all the Loudcest fanart.

Um...-cest. Yeah it's a bound morpheme, guys; it's hard to demonstrate in a sentence.
By Dianne
CEST
Abbrevation for central european standard time with time offset +2, usually used in conversations between persons over long distance, when both are in different time zones.

A: Hey, when does that MLG match start?
B: At 5 pm CEST
A: Oh, that's too bad, I am sleeping at this time
By Dolly
Friend-cest
(n) frend' sest
To "fool around" with a person or number of people who is/are part of the closely-knit group of friends one has in his/her life. This act is often seen as a taboo, as it is prone to adding a negatively dramatic twist in the social lives of the interrelated people in said socially interacting group.

adj: friend-cestuous

"Holy crap, John had friend-cest with Jenny!"
"OMG!@! what a bitch!"
"Let's hate them!"
By Marla
MBA-cest
The act of dating or fraternizing within ones academic MBA program, with other members of said program.

It is not recommended to partake in MBA-cest, as it can hinder ones relationships in the academic community.


By Anna-Maria
Oops-cest
When the act of adoption or not knowing family tree, results in finding out your related to someone you've preformed sexual acts with.

Mom: I don't want you seeing her anymore!

Son: NO! I WONT! I LOVE HER!

Mom: So do I, shes my Niece!

Son: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FU@K!

Oops-cest isn't always your faul! Ewww!
By Janeta
Cinema-cest
When two actors/actresses play siblings in one or more movies and love interests in another/other movie(s).

"Did you know Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort are brother and sister in Divergent and like dating in Fault In Our Stars?"

"What?! That's cinema-cest."
By Reena
Med-cest
Medical students being absolute whores during what little time they have to engage in social activities and sleeping with anything that has a pulse and is bipedal.

As medical students will only socialize with one another and invariably only talk about medicine/ people they have slept with in medicine when they do; invariably they end up only sleeping with one another/interns/residents/NCHDs.

The latter can be quiet dangerous as sleeping with someone who is in a position of authority in your medical school is a "breach of ethics", alas this is seldom recognized when blood alcohol levels are elevated.

Types of medical students who do not partake: null set

The Royal College of Surgeons in Ireland recently published a paper on lighting levels and observer perceived levels of overtly sexual behavior at a city centre nightclub in Dublin. It found that increased lighting levels decreased sexual behaviors. Should they hope to implement these findings at future events; the student body will be displeased and will launch complaints.

Really medical students engage in promiscuity to make their lives a little brighter. I mean who wants to study 60 hours a week for 4/5 years and end up in a shit pile of debt at the end of it?

OMFG - I think I've slept with five people in school with us this semester. I'm such a whore.

Na! You're actually grand. The five people aren't in the same social circles, everyone will still think you are a gay virgin, don't worry!
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Aren't you gay?

Yes, why is that an issue?

That's a girl you've just slept with.

Really? Hopefully I'll do better next time.
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What does it take to be the class slut this year?#

Sleep with 45/60 people in the class. Sorry babes I'm already there. I love med-cest
By Bree