Friend 1: "I don't know what to do with this extra
Cubs ticket."
Friend 2: "Take Jackie."
Friend 1: "I can't. She's a
Sox fan."
Friend 2: "You got an extra Cubs hat. Just keep it in your pocket, and at the game,
whip it out and put it on her forehead."
Friend 1: "Good idea. I'll do the same with my penis later."