When you go to a public place (I.e. Ihop, Safeway, Kmart), enter the bathroom and find a toilet with some skidmarks left inside the bowl from a recent shit then proceed to urinate on the leftover shit in order to chip it off the inside of the toilet.
A crusty person male/female. Who lives with his family. His mom the pig who squeals to much about what ever. His dad the horse taller then his mom by alot and stays away from her sleeping with the donkey. The goat the old dead lady in the corner of the barn.