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Christmass
Some with whom you'd only have sexual relations with on or around Christmas.

"Dude, I totally got some Christmass at the company party last night!"
By Carla
Christmass
The mass of Jesus Christ. Approximately 63kg.

John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."
By Catha
Christmass
When your wife or girlfriend gives you anal sex on Christmas morning!

I got the best Present of all, Christmass!
By Hyacinthe
Christmassing
Amassing a huge number/an abundance of Christmas presents (for people who want "some little festivity and helping the poor with what's left").

Santa's little Helper: "Santa, you're christmassing like mad. Get some sleep!"
By Merola
ChristmAss Crack
A long sliver of ass crack that hangs out of the back of your pants when you bend over after a few weeks of heavy eating during the holiday season.

My brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her ChristmAss Crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the New Year's Eve party.
By Tandy
De-christmassing
The process of removing Christmas decorations.

The de-christmassing is finally done.
By Cammi
Christmass Text
The very generic sounding text message you receive Christmas day, sometimes from people you forgot you had in your phone.

New Message:

From: Jenna

"Merry Christmas!"

From: Ben

"Have a good Xmas!!!"

ugh, I just got like 5 Christmass texts
By Madlin