Define Chronicle Meaning

Chronicle
a story you tell about a time you were high on chronic

yo bro i got a chronicle for you! so me and my friends were smoking the other day and...
By Cristie
Chronicled
The most extreme state of getting pwned; getting extremely owned usually by a pwner.

"dude i just got hit in the face... i got chronicled!"
By Adorne
Chronicles
Ridiculous. London rhyming slang for the shortened 'ridic' by way of the popular Vin Diesel film 'The Chronicles of Riddick'.

Mate, where did you get them trainers? They're fucking chronicles.
By Cherise
Chronicles
Ridiculous; derived from the film title 'The Chronicles of Riddick' and playing upon the homophoneity between 'Riddick' and ridic.

"I ate 17 chicken nuggets last night."
"That's chronicles."
By Jere
Chronicles
stories about being high or trips you hear about or tell friends, usually during seshes. Gets its name from chronic.

me and my friends cheefed a phat bowl, and through the hazy smoke told them of my adventures and chronicles being blitzed
By Dodi
Chronicle
A Found-footage, Sci-fi, Thriller, Drama film from 2012 about three Seattle high school teenagers who gain Telekinesis through a mysterious gem-like material in a hole in the ground after attending a rave. The Protagonist Andrew Detmer has a shitty life he gets bullied in school, on the streets, abusive father, dying mother, unpopular etc. The telekinesis starts to affect the 3 main character's psyche, with Andrew having the power go to his head and he becomes the "Villain" and with Matt becoming the "Hero" , (Also Steve dies but he probably would've turned a Hero.)

One of the best movies ever to debut ever, I still watch it in 2017 till this day.

"A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, you do not feel guilty when you squash a fly....and I just think that means something.... I just really think that means something". (Crushes Car) - Andrew Detmer (Chronicle 2012)
By Starr
Chronicle
A chronicle is a member of a divine race with almost limitless potential that has strong connections to an existence we have yet to comprehend.

You transformed into a Chronicle!
By Modesty
Chronicles
The section of the newspaper used when rolling joints to make them look bigger.

- Kelsey did you put newspaper in your joints?
- Only the chronicles.
By Fey
Chronicles
is Chronicles a name? is it a country? is it a plant? is it a type of food? We will never know.

Chronicles: wsp
Me: ur name is a piece of shit
By Ericha
Brokeville Chronicles
The stories of all the crackheads in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. These crackheads do not give a fuck and will do anything they want at any point in time.

The crackhead used the gas pump to pour gas everywhere just because they got mad at the indian clerk inside the gas station, add that story to the Brokeville Chronicles.
By Cheri