Define Blitzed Meaning

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

so high you cant even see straight!

totally under the influence of some exterior and harmful force such as alcohol, marijuana, or MTV.

Blitzed is a term used when one smokes an excessive amount of marijuana, to the point where said person is so insanely stoned that he or she is bound to start taking their clothes off.

The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.

Of being high or wasted to the extreme.

An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.

To be highly intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances.

Being extremely drunk/hammered/fucked-in-half.

Someone who is cursed and always misses the best stuff. To become the blitz you must stray from your group of friends.