Define The Blitz Meaning

Blitzed

Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed
By Jillie
Blitzed
An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."
By Agretha
The Blitz
The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.

Jamie: Barney! where did you go you missed it!

Luke: Missed what?!

Adam: That awesome beerpong shot!
(Prior Blitz)Aaron: yea and i was there!

Luke: Awwww man!!

(Luke becomes the blitz)
By Myrna
Blitzed
Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker
By Koral
Blitz
Someone who is cursed and always misses the best stuff. To become the blitz you must stray from your group of friends.

Dude! You missed it! One of the beer pipes broke so there was free beer for everyone! Sorry, but I guess you are the new blitz.
By Modestia
Blitzed

Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.
By Cloe
Blitzed
Being extremely drunk/hammered/fucked-in-half.

"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"
By Wylma
Blitzed
so high you cant even see straight!

Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!
By Vivie
Blitz
from the german word "blitzkrieg", meaning lightning (a very offensive-minded war strategy developed by the germans in WW2 that advocated quick control of your enemy's territory through fast and violent military bombardment; usually combining land and air attacks).

Used in football terminology to denoted a defensive play in which many defensive players are used to try and break through the offensive line (the line protecting the quarterbacks and running backs). A Blitz usually leaves the defence vulnerable to passing plays, but it also cuts down on the time the quarterback has to throw the ball (it's main purpose is to put pressure on the quarterback or sack the quarterback).

The defence really got good penetration on that blitz.
By Daisey
Blitz
When its cold people on da streets say its 'Blitz'. This means Very Cold!

Eg. Oh my god bruva, its blitz.

Meaning...... Oh my God its very cold!!
By Dara