This is an Old English term used by Tolkien to mean an unlikable, rude person. Oddly enough, such people still exist today. We call them assholes. However, if you wanna clean up your language or you're somewhere where the word "asshole" as a human descriptor works but would be unwelcome, then "churl" is your word. It's a great way to call someone an asshole without calling them... An asshole and we all know plenty of those.
A Churle. A singular species, so singular it is the rarest species of VEGAN on the plant... A Churle is never found in the wild, but it is indeed a wild creature. Churle tends not to stray far from the traits as to which I shall list next. Traits include: ordering vegan books (against his masters will), meditating (meditating anywhere from the airplane to the backyard), cooking BLAND food (but calling himself a chef), ordering Starbucks (via mobile app), reading the news from his iPhone, star gazing app, classical music, and bathroom time. There has yet to be any discovery of another Churle amongst us. That is why it is important to define the Churle in order to draw out and identify others! Master does not believe others exist...
Not a word.. A being
Person 1: "Who's thatfreak over ther?"
Person 2: "No way, thats the Churle!"
