Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the babybatterin the brain anymore.
By Daniela
Clean The Pipes
masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.
I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.
Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
Urination by a man following an act of masturbation or sex. Presumably any semen left in the tip of the penis will be cleaned out by the pressurized urine stream.