Define Clean The Pipes Meaning

Clean The Pipes
To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.
By Daniela
Clean The Pipes
masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.

I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
By Anne-Corinne
Cleaning The Pipes
Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...

"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
By Margarette
Cleaning The Pipes
When you go into the bathroom and you end up taking a shit, pissing, and ending with a good ol' hearty fap.

"What the hell is he doing? He's been in the bathroom for 40 minutes."
"Prolly just cleaning the pipes"
By Birgit
Clean The Pipes
Urination by a man following an act of masturbation or sex. Presumably any semen left in the tip of the penis will be cleaned out by the pressurized urine stream.

After I busted on Mary's face, I went to the bathroom to clean the pipes before I kicked her to curb.
By Gail
Clean The Pipe
1. To clean a pipe in a stroking motion, in a way in which it looks like masturbating.

2. To be jerked off

Hey Brad, Sally's talent is to clean the pipe. I found out last night. That's sick bro!
By Maurise
Cleaning The Pipes
Afta cumming have a piss to clean the pips

afta macking a hot chick or wanking, go have a piss. cleaning the pipes
By Regine
Cleaning The Pipes
Tugging your meat until you ejaculate, and then pissing. This supposedly cleans your urethra (hence, Cleaning the Pipes)

It stings, and that's evidence that it's doing what its name says.

It can also be done right before having sexual intercourse, so you don't get a woman pregnant, and you don't have to wear a condom.

John: "Ugh, I really need to clean the pipes"

John is Cleaning the Pipes in Cindy's bathroom so he can smash her, rawdog.
By Lianna
Clean My Pipes
Reference to have "sex"

Ok honey it's time to clean my pipes
By Seana
Clean Her Pipes
When you hook up with a woman who hasn’t gotten any in a while, your dick becomes her pipe cleaner...

I hooked up with that married chick and she hasn’t had any for a while, I cleaned her pipes good last night...totally clean her pipes
By Maible